What would happen if Edward Cullen attacked Harry Potter, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger?
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March 28th, 2010 at 5:04 pm
Hermione would set him on fire, most likely…
March 28th, 2010 at 5:32 pm
hed get owned
March 28th, 2010 at 5:34 pm
for some reason i don’t want cullen to win even tho i think he’s quite hot sometimes lol
he should get jacob to help him
March 28th, 2010 at 6:21 pm
I think Edward will beat the hell out of them, and drink their blood
March 28th, 2010 at 7:01 pm
Please Rsweet. Daniel Radcliffe may not be the stud, but in the books, Harry is definately described as being smokin’ hot – however subtle it was. He has green eyes, only magnified by the spectacles he has, and quite the Quidditch-toned body and is tall. He’s also nice, generous and sweet, timid, intellegent, has fiercely loyal friends, and always tries to help everyone.
How could you try to beat that with a stalking vampire whose gloomy and depressing?
March 28th, 2010 at 7:46 pm
Hmmmmmmm, he couldn’t attack all 3 at once, so I think he’d go for Hermione because she has curly brown hair (like a certain someone else). So Hermione would either die or, if Harry and Ron got there in time with expelliarmus, then Edward would be thrown across the room. Ron is so mad that he summons up the hatred needed to use Avada Kedavra, it doesn’t work, so Harry uses a severing charm to cut Edward up. He keeps a bit of Edward inside the fake slytherin’s locket. And then they just have to deal with the tricky detail of Hermione now being dead or a vampire.
March 28th, 2010 at 8:28 pm
Edward is so fast that Harry, Ron and Hermione would be dead in 2 sec.
March 28th, 2010 at 8:36 pm
Harry, Ron, and Hermione would kick his a.ss. What, is Edward going to cut the stuffing out of their pillows with scissors made of glitter? He’d get owned.
March 28th, 2010 at 9:16 pm
They’d crucio his ass.
March 28th, 2010 at 9:22 pm
Harry ,ron and hermione will probably win
Edward would be dead with one flick of their wands
March 28th, 2010 at 10:14 pm
Um, Harry, Ron, and Hermione would kick Edward’s a*s cause he’s just a pathetic vampire who’s hot, and they are three amazing wizards!!!! lol
March 28th, 2010 at 10:37 pm
They’d think, “hey, doesn’t he look a LOT like Cedric Diggory? Maybe it’s a Death Eater in disguise”… and before Edward could get the chance to attack them (I don’t think he would… he’d be pretty freaked out by wizards with heaps of cool spells up their sleeves) they’d bombard him with sectumsempras.
March 28th, 2010 at 10:37 pm
they’d say “ahh cedric inferi!” then they’d say oh…ur to sparkly… then theyed put him and bella under the imperious curse so they’d kill eachother! and luna would come and have a crumple horned snorkack lay eggs in there ashes!
March 28th, 2010 at 10:40 pm
he will lose.
enought said.
i mean DUH. harry, ron & hermione will pwn him. XD
WTF to Rsweet: so, edward is gonna win just because he’s hotter? HA.
i like Twilight but you people are…
eh.
March 28th, 2010 at 10:49 pm
then prof. lupin wud cum 2 dere rescue.
March 28th, 2010 at 11:43 pm
Edward would lose
March 29th, 2010 at 12:26 am
Hermione would immobilize him, Ron would run over and do Crucio, and then Harry would – very slowly – walk over and, looking Eddie straight in his liquid sun eyes, burn him gradually to death, savoring each high pitched squeal that gathered in Edward’s mouth, although his lips refused to allow him to scream.
*breathes heavily* That was a long run-on sentence.
March 29th, 2010 at 1:14 am
He’d get stunned then owned ;D
pfft…. twilight what a joke, harry potter FTW!
March 29th, 2010 at 2:07 am
harry, ron, and hermione faced voldemort, the dark lord, and lived. they could easily handle a pesky vampire… with their eyes closed. lol
March 29th, 2010 at 2:30 am
After figuring out that this guy looks just like Cedric Diggory, they are faced with limited options. If this encounter is before Voldemort’s downfall, it can be safely assumed that he is an Inferi or under the Imperius Curse. If this happens later, then we should all worry about what sort of horrors Harry, Ron, and Hermione’s children will face at school. If Twilight makes the rounds in British magical boarding schools, I think Gilderoy Lockhart will have to step aside in public affection. Anyway.
Hermione would do an accio Remus Lupin, as well as an accio book of HISTORY OF FICTIONAL TEENAGE VAMPIRES. Harry would be swooping around Edward, keeping him busy on his Firebolt. Ron would be like “blimey, it’s a real vampire! How come you don’t know about this, Harry? Everyone else does…..Can you talk to it like you do the snakes?” right before Edward sinks his teeth into Ron’s abnormally long, thin, annoying neck. Hermione now gets defensive over Ron, and as she pulls her shrunken edition of the Twilight books out of that awesome handbag and thumbs through them frantically in search of THE ANSWER, Harry decides that since he is the Chosen One and he beat Voldemort he zooms in for the kill. Although that he now has the Elder Wand, Edward probably wouldn’t be much of an obstacle; he has the cloak so since Edward is pretty much death incarnate– he could hide from Edward. On the other hand, Alice would see what was happening and bring serious reinforcements. Harry would remember Sectumsempra on Hermione’s instructions to cut/tear Edward into pieces. Then using her handy little spell for creating those blue waterproof flames, they would attempt to burn the pieces. At which point, they would discover that Edward was in fact Draco Malfoy using Polyjuice Potion with essence of Edward. So if he wasn’t already injured to the point of death….I think Alice and her reinforcements, aided by Professor Lupin after some snarky comments on both sides, would make sure Draco got what was coming to him. Bella is off in the trees facing Bellatrix, who as Draco’s partner in crime thinks this is just hilarious…on the theory of kicking your kicks where you can. In the presence of something more evil than her that hasn’t been vanquished, I think Bellatrix would freak the hell out. As the scene fades, we focus in on Jacob and Leah happily together, cuz let’s face it he is a teenage boy in love with a toddler. I know he’s waiting for Renesmee, but in the meantime if he is eternally a teenager……put two and two together.
As all the characters laugh collectively in the aftermath of Draco’s downfall………eventually………
Carlisle replaces Madame Pomfrey as Hogwarts medical personnel, cuz you know, the Defense Against the Dark Arts post attracts a lot of dangerous people, at least for students. Why not have a reformed vampire? Alice is behind the scenes of Trelawney’s keeping her job, feeding her visions of the real future when her annual review comes up. Emmett and Hagrid have many happy wrestling matches. The score is currently tied. Jasper is in charge of Defense Against the Dark Arts. When he is unable to be there, Bill fills in. Rosalie and Fleur have become really good friends, although they are known to begin rumors about one another to ensure each is seen as the most beautiful. Esme and Molly Weasley hit it off right away discussing the best ways to keep your assorted family safe from evil, and since the vampires don’t eat, she won’t have any more housework to do. Bella and the ghost of Rowena Ravenclaw’s daughter are often seen together, commiserating the stupid things they both did for love. Meanwhile, Edward and Harry are rapidly learning each other’s talents. Edward can’t beat Ginny at seeker, but he has beaten Harry twice in their ongoing game. Harry, on the other hand, is getting better at his persuasiveness skills…so he doesn’t have to force answers out of people with his wand or with unreliable Veritaserum.
I know I’m going to offend someone, somewhere by this post…..but really. Get over yourself and go cry in your Harry Potter/Twilight fanfic world where you think you belong. Ciao!
March 29th, 2010 at 2:32 am
Ron Harry and Hermione would all try to do the bat-bogey curse on him at the same time and he would be knocked out and barnacles would pop up all over his face in the sunlight…that was fun! next question
OH and they would say ”CEDRIC YOUR ALIVE! and you sparkle…huh….BOTHER”
March 29th, 2010 at 3:22 am
he would probably get spelled or he would eat them
March 29th, 2010 at 3:48 am
Edward would die.
March 29th, 2010 at 4:40 am
he’d be no match for their wizardly skills!
voldemort can’t even kill harry, so edward’s not getting him.
hermione would go crazy with all the charms she knows.
and ron would probably run and hide. either behind the two of them or behind a tree. =)
March 29th, 2010 at 5:35 am
Edward would so get his ass kicked.
Edward is one vampire
Harry, Ron and Hermione are Three Wizard’s/ Witches.
I really don’t think that Edward would win.
this is what i think would happen-
Edward runs toward either Ron, Harry and Hermione. (I’m not sure which, perhaps Hermione since she has more Muggle Blood in her)
Harry would probably act fast, doing a spell like Expelliarmus or something like that…..
Edward would get blasted away,
Ron would attack him, because he attacked Hermione, or he would try to attack him, Hermione might hold him back….
Hermione would then probably put a body-lock on him, or put a shield around Harry, Ron and her.
There is no way in hell that a vampire could beat a wizard or witch, never less THREE.
That was the logic reaction they would do.
Here’s the slightly funny one
Edward would run up, attacking, Harry.
Harry would put up a shield or another spell, and here’s what they would say-
Ron: Isn’t that Cedric Diggory? ISN’T CEDRIC DIGGORY DEAD?!!? HERMIONE! HARRY!! What’s going on!?!??!?!?! *Pointing*
Hermione: I’m not sure, judging by his state, well, He’s…..well….SPARKLING. Perhaps someone found the stone and turned him back alive? But why would he attack us? Oh, No, Harry. It’s all your fault, He probably heard about you snogging Cho back in 6th Year. And I must say, He’s gotten wayyyyyy cuter. How is that possible??
Harry: I always always thought that Hufflepuff’s were weird. I mean, don’t you remember the time Lewis Channal started to glow and sparkle in Herbology Class?
*They walk away, and set a body lock jinx on Edward*
March 29th, 2010 at 6:23 am
Oh hell no!
March 29th, 2010 at 6:52 am
Sure, there magic and all… But they wouldn’t have enough time to blink.
March 29th, 2010 at 7:06 am
Something that will prove to dear Twitards that their Dear Edward cannot beat everyone.
March 29th, 2010 at 7:32 am
Let’s put it this way:
Harry, Ron, and Hermione – One.
Cullen’s ashes – Zero.
March 29th, 2010 at 7:48 am
-spetts- has my exact quote.
owned my friend, owned.
Oh and there is this nifty hex called sectumsempra, thanks to snape and hermione would burn the pieces.
March 29th, 2010 at 7:48 am
no contest…harry wins hands down…harry beat lord voldemort…you think he cant beat a paedophile like edward cullen who is good at nothing else except talking..and is just a poor excuse for a gary stu??
March 29th, 2010 at 8:10 am
They’d kill him or apparate out of there or hex him some other way they get taught about Vampires in Defense against the darks arts so with any luck they’ll kill him; then kill Bella!
LOL
March 29th, 2010 at 8:43 am
He wouldn’t, he would say he would and do nothing. Like the entire series. Always saying he is going to do something and then not do it at all. He’s like the fat kid on the bench of a basket ball team. He’ll talk about being the star for days but in no way contributes to winning anything.
it would be interesting to see how both writers would handle this. Here is how it would happen if Smeyers wrote it.
Edward! My Perfect beautiful amazing Edward who I would never be good enough for Was going to attack the Wizards! I reached out to him and clumsily fell down knocking myself unconscious. I dreamed of Edwards Perfect Amber eyes and awoke to the sight of them. I was full of joy but then fear! “What happened to the wizards Edward!” I said! “Nothing” my love replied. “We talked about our differences and nothing happened at all.” THE END.
Now J.K. Rowling would write something like….OH who am I kidding. I can’t impersonate an actually talented Authors style. More or less Harry and Ron would work together to kill off the vampire then Harry would have another scar added to his heart for murdering some dumb dish rags only reason for living.
March 29th, 2010 at 9:10 am
Well, Edward might do well in his world, but in the real world, harry would win. Sorry to all you twilighters, its only an opinion.
March 29th, 2010 at 9:54 am
Well then Harry would yell ” Expecto Patronum!” and then realize Edward isn’t a dementor. Ron would be thinking ” oh is THAT the Edward Cullen person everyone’s talking about?” and Hermione would say something staring with ” I’ve read about this once in Hogwarts a History…”. About a minute later though they would all ‘ remember’ that it’s Cedric actually and would talk about how they thought he was dead…
March 29th, 2010 at 10:54 am
blasted to pieces
March 29th, 2010 at 11:51 am
Ron would fly into a fit and scream, “Get away from me, you filthy vampire!” then run off-screen or attempt a spell that would 1.) reveal Gred and Forge switched his wand with one of those fake rubber chicken wands or 2.) give Edward an orange mustache.
Hermione would be all, “WAIT! Let me reference our Defense Against Dark Creatures textbook for the proper way to handle this!”
But before Hermione could so much as crack open to the book’s Table of Contents, Harry would scream (and depending if you’re going by the movie, too), “YOUR CEDRIC DIGGORY THE INFERI! YOUR ONE OF VOLDEMORT’S GUYS NOW! YOU SOMEHOW INDIRECTLY HELPED TO KILL MY PARENTS! AVADA KEDAVRA!”
And either Edward wouldn’t have seen that coming or else he’d have smacked Harry straight across the head, just to shut his CAPS-LOCK-HAPPY mouth up. In which case, both Edward Cullen and Harry Potter would die very sad deaths.
Hermione would be all lofty and all-knowing, and lecturing a stunned Ron (staring at his chicken wand) about how studying on the proper disposal of Dark Creatures would have helped under such circumstances, because EVERYONE should know that vampires sparkle under the sun, therefore implying they are made of strong diamond stuff that can kill you in an instant of strong impact.
In the end, the moral of this story is that Hermione is always right and studying is a no-brainer. And you should always ascertain your wand is really your wand, and not your twin bothers’ gag one, because it could mean your best friend’s life against a sparkly wannabe-vampire pretty boy.
That is what would happen if Edward Cullen attacked Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger.
THE END
By the way, I liked both series — Harry Potter more than Twilight, of course.
March 29th, 2010 at 12:21 pm
I can see Edward attacking one of them first… and with the blood and all, he would get pretty distracted before he could attack the other two. By that time, the remaining two would be so pissed that Edward just killed their friend (or significant other for Ron and Hermione) that they would just be able to Avada Kedavra Edward and actually mean it. And, in the end, I’m fairly certain Avada Kedavra works on vampires… so that would just leave us with two of the golden trio.